Do They look familiar at work....

work's really getting very stale lately.... how do u achieve some fun or humour in such nauseating enviornment? see if u can identify the following in the work place around you....

1. Boot licker - always there at the worse moment to add salt n pepper when ur boss is breathing down ur neck... always doing the right thing only when the bosses will notice...
2. Slow and stead & 'can help me do this' - doing the unnecessary details pushing back other stuff that needs to be done. therefore inability to finish work load... hence "can u help me do this" ('this' meaning EVERYTHING not 1 only thing...) handing over to other pp to do...
3. Fiery temperess - mood swing like menopausing woman, temper like a menacing tiger. uncontrollable, unstopable... eccentric.
4. Modest role model - always doing the right thing.... follow the book unflexible... little miss purrrrfect.... and when in doubt? she check with others... not with one person... but "double checks" with other people.... haiz...
5. Boh chap - doesn't care abt anything anyone says just doing the work needed to be done.
6. Conniving, feigning 'girl next door' - a devious, crafty, sweetie pie plotting... every action's like a double edge sword. Causing you to wonder if her every move is genuine.
7. Bold n fiesty, quick sharp tongue - ever wonder where on earth this person gets the guts? To pull out a stunt like telling the clients or customer off... i wonder too...
8. The scapegoat (bao ka liao) - always there when the bosses need sth to be done then does everything the bosses needs <- their work la.
9. Smart worker - does only what is necessary, never doing any additional stuff. minding one their owns bussiness.
10. "I know everything" -> "role model wanna be" - never ask anyone qn, always assuming things, never double checking. messing everything most of the time. no respect for seniors.
11. Obedient quite worker - does work quietly, diligently, sometimes a bit blur blur but still won't irritate u. expresses intensions well seldom get misunderstood.
12. Double standard manager - double crosses u, the worst nightmare when it comes to bosses. pick on people they think alwasys makes mistakes, does not seperate work n personal matters. Insecure person.
13. Naggaholic - repeats over and over about certain things, "selectiver listener" only listens what they wanna hear and block out the rest.
14. Slacker loud speaker - goes to break on time, comes back late, does slip shot work, then tries to hide it/cover it up. always thinks they're smart (some are, some aren't)